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| #1481 |   | Where there's a will, there's a relative.
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| #1482 |   | Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
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| #1483 |   | While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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| #1484 |   | While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
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| #1485 |   | Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing. 		-- Thomas Tusser
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| #1486 |   | Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
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| #1487 |   | Why be a man when you can be a success? 		-- Bertolt Brecht
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| #1488 |   | Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
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| #1489 |   | Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. 		-- Frank Tyger
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| #1490 |   | Work expands to fill the time available. 		-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
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